places you don't talk about at parties

Contrary to what the absence of any recent posts imply, my existence thunders on. Well, more rolls on really… 'drags' is probably the most appropriate verb now that I think of it. But regardless of descriptive qualifiers, I am still alive and well.

Did I lend my Army of Darkness DVD to anyone? It is not in the stalls with its brethren and I fear the worst…